We try our best at this establishment not to link to the tabloid press.
But this story from People, is actually too amazing.
A jilted bride in California, Kari Duane, donated the food for her wedding to the region’s less fortunate.
Many arrived for the feast, but the heartbroken bride-to-be stayed home, KCRA reports.
If you believe in karma, or a just god, or anything of the sort, Ms. Duane is going to find a good man soon.
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