The jokes write themselves. Could she see the toupee from her house? So many more.
Anyway, Patriotism’s Favorite Half-Term half-wit stumped for The Mop that Roared Tuesday. This apparently got Senator Squint and Smirk all huff and puffed.
I’m here to support the next president of the United States — Donald Trump.
These really are a fun time to be an American.
Thankfully, they remind us of this classic.
Every weekday, The Southpaw finds a sentence that grips him. It could be through its language or the ideas it carries that he finds interesting. It could be a piece of dialogue from a movie, an excerpt from a book or a lyric from a song.