Michael, 6, asked for some candy after his lunch. This is the conversation that followed.

Pat Vader: If you play three things on your violin.

Mike: *whines* (Talk about naturally being in character.)

Pat Vader: No whining.

Mike grabs violin and plays some music.

Mike: Done. OK, can Minnie and I have some candy?

Pat Vader: Hmm. You’re still in your pajamas. Get dressed and I’ll. …

Mike: Hey, we had a deal.

Pat Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

Between this and Pajama Day, he’s going to have slot of psychiatry bills.